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He inside tho

He doesnt want to get wet

why is he floating, also

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

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I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

another classic hit from the people that lost verizon a billion dollaridoos

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

we must appease Her

sometimes I think about how al capone donated to charity in an attempt to improve his image

this is how I see 'philanthropic' billionaires today

This is very unfair to Al Capone, who donated a much higher percentage of his income than any billionaire ever and was reputedly a good tipper. 

you know what, you technically aren't wrong

he also made milk safe to drink 

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

Raise your hand if you’re anxiously waiting for kth1

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.