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buzzlightyearhugecock

if my cock grew legs i would send it to the store to get groceries

comikbook

lets make bad art together

comikbook

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

consulships

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

literaryreference

Time to take this post entirely too seriously:

I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.

When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.

tricky-pockets

I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.

shamebats

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

unfuckablebogtroll

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

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kaijutegu

I got a new hat at the lizard show. They had a lesbian lizard shirt that I was also considering, but I am more of a hat wearer. The lovely ladies who made this hat don't seem to have it online, but I'm linking to them anyways because they're my favorites.

kaijutegu

YOU CAN GET THIS ON A SHIRT

Also the Lesbian Lizard shirt I considered:

kaijutegu

Parthenogenesis Pink & White Trucker Hat

The hat is up!!! Get it so we can match and be besties!!!

thecommunalfoolboy

Never trust an asexual who says “for fuck’s sake.” They do not hold stock in the sake of the fuck they are lying and manipulating you

#so very true #fuck bears no importance to me #nor does its sake

msbarrows

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

such-justice-wow

Unfortunately for the cryptid my favourite pass time is to stand ominously behind him for several minutes until he notices and jumps out of his skin

#pull an uno reverse on em #be the cryptid you want to see in the world

srsfunny

Soft rocks… http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

squarlo

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

once-upon-un-fuck-deactivated20

What the fuck is wrong with you…

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October 15th, 2013

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mtfoss

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

luxwing

Lemme get a little sippy

itscoldinwonderland

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

peacevine

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

peacevine

tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

imdrinkingmiso

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

taavicleric

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

#i’m locked out and i can’t find my keys

cuppydogshane

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

#my name is 2 am and i am always arriving after 8 when you blink

mtfoss

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

luxwing

Lemme get a little sippy

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juicetrump2

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

tehjleck

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

warriorsmurf

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

jfk-blown-away-blog

The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

#i expected much worse #this is actually pretty sick

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