You guys really thought Nin ‘Kid-Friendly Image’ Tendo was gonna let their second most recognizable mascot say the fuck word in a major motion picture?

yes

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

yea that’s him :/

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

This is wildly accurate.

Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

why would having a gun affect naruto’s height

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that