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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

the raw betrayal and gluttony of this photo. I can’t process it.

step 1: mitosis

she rocked that feller

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?