gay shitty idiot

There's literally no rule that says the sexy robot can't be fat.

if you start caring about something too much they shoot you btw

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

you reported our poop video. we're never posting again for that btw. its over because you reported our poop video. Goodbye. Go to hell.

Now, kid, my name might not be Lala Bingle, but that doesn't mean I don't want some yummy sneats, capiche?

and why does the robot girl need giant bouncing breasts

caus its dope shit

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

gay pirates be like: OWO *notices your bilge*