you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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we're not kids anymore.

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we're just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone
i love tumblr if i had made this post on twitter someone would have tried to murder me in the streets
I mean Elon Musk has of course now cancelled the blue checkmark bullshit so no more Twitter fun with verified accounts, but shout out to my personal fave of someone pretending to be Gamefreak and tweeting "Gen 8 was bad because we wanted to accurately portray living in the UK"
Legends only
you could jerk off to this
I’m reblogging this because it is a nice color PLEASE ignore that last part about jerking off that is not what I wanted to say by reblogging this post tumblr staff could you please remove that rude comment from my post thank you very much?
we should name this color “jerking off green”

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fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head
this rules
Yeah dude who do you think catches your freshly cut salmon
the bear catching your salmon
Badgers and coyotes hunt together. It's a thing. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service explains that “studies have shown that this unusual relationship is beneficial for both species. The coyote can chase down prey if it runs and the badger can dig after prey if it heads underground into its burrow systems.”
Hanging out with your bestie
#dianasweep #ratio #sad #embarrassing
i would never “french” kiss my girlfriend because I hate the french more than i love her

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ACAB also applies to golfers for some reason it just feels right
Twenty percent luck, forty percent skill, SEVEN. Lamborghinis. In the hollywoodhiills
genuinely curiously wondering how many people have lost the key to their cock cage and then need to call… what the clinic the fire department a lockpick who is helping these trapped penises
they usually call me at my personal cell phone number, I come to their house, and I gnaw through the metal until their penis is set free
you’re like the mice that freed Aslan
#amazing
hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity
holy shit
no, no, come back here and tell me how stupid it is to talk about how the power dynamics inherent to christianity are built upon the rhetoric that failure is unavoidable and there is never enough you can do to make up for it

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obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song
If you didn’t lose your shit at that very first chord you’re lying