swamp cowboy

consider. werewolves who get fat because they tend to overeat while transformed

Exactly this. Basic necessities are priced like luxuries.

They left the best one off

ok so

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

if you had a fursona would that be a jennyfur

Y’all I’ve posted this before

For those curious, my friend and I sat down and figured out what each console girl is! Some were more obvious than others

bappy saturday!!!!

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

Oh, the comments are GOLD

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-