Smile Like You Mean It

Why the hell would I want to move to Twitter, Connecticut Clark isn’t there

https://twitter.com/FlorkOfCows

someone should hire me as a goon i keep all my work passwords next to my work computer in an open notebook

I’ll have you also carry an easy to loot/pickpocket note with all our evil plans written down on it

thanks boss. i promise to not get stealth killed after loudly announcing i’m going on my smoke break. in the poorly lit alley

Hey me and some of the other goons were gonna talk about passwords in the red barrel room, you in?

boy am i!

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

is anyone else just like. constantly filled with rage about their position under late capitalism and how we are expected to just keep playing this game that we know will literally kill us, is already killing people all over the world, and yet everyone around us is somehow fine with going about business as usual, with pretending we are free by being able to choose between different ways of being exploited. there is nothing more dehumanising than being forced to partake in a system that is actively detrimental to our survival as human beings, that is so physically, psychologically and spiritually destructive, and i don’t know how to deal with this anger anymore

The glory of Allah rendered this man unable to speak

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

“scientists expecting a 4th wave of covid” how is that possible……… wait you don’t think………….. no………………… you don’t think unvaccinated people are going outside without masks pretending to be vaccinated………….?