that wasn't very yolo of u

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

goodnight from me and my uncomfortably tight pussy 😴

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

we could be making each other cum right now but ok

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

Whenever a white boy introduces himself and says his name is Jake I’m like oh I bet