friendly neighborhood useless lesbian

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

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i know jackshit about excel but i need this

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the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

what about the other one

paper

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that