danny

no bad vibes in 2019 just crab bags & other bean beings

Ah the traditional pastime of youth: Sticking all of your hair under a hat and pretending you’re a boy

Final Destination (2000)

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

wait, what ?

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste

What the hell even is the this post

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

Clickhole liked the tweet

I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny

When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this

He has reappropriated the aesthetic of a Victorian industrialist and is using it to DECREASE pollution. He is a master of irony, a true subversive, and an inspiration to us all.