Lonely Wolf

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Settlers of catan

Went to the mandatory Communist Party Penis Inspection and the politburo said my balls are more dialectical than yours. And my penish more materialist too

Unfortunately, the countdown to my discharge from the hospital in Gaza has begun because the treatment I need is unavailable.

Guys, only $550 stand between me and treatment. Please donate even a small amount or share my story as widely as possible.

please help!

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

Tattooing this above my pussy

I fail to see how the Monsters of Inc. were persuaded to care about the welfare of children who to them were no more than an anonymous, alien resource necessary for the convenience of their lives. They weren't even the same species of them. Yet they overhauled their whole energy economy to be more humane toward this hated other, which had no legal rights in their society, and which most of them had never even seen. It really makes no sense, if anything it's sort of a perversion, like if you actually lived with that level of concern and empathy you wouldn't be able to function at all. You would be, just, fucking debilitated. Just psychologically crushed. Idk it's just not that plausible to me. And Randall, the lizard. He isn't that fuckable either.