no thoughts, just little rock

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

hide and squeak

Official joy and whimsy post

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

ads with fake close buttons where if you try to click close you just click the ad are vile. people who make them should be locked in a room with only fake doors & windows

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

Supernatural is so great cause it dares to answer the age old question, which is “what if the x files and buffy the vampire slayer were made into one show that was worse and centered men?” And they made it gay on accident.

okay I'll bite

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at