i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

imagine if u could make AUs for songs like what if someone could make their own version that sounds different.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Australasian darters, the natural predator of the Australasian dart 🚬

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

i really like it when there's bird girls

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success