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"I don't wanna bother you"
Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

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Iâm gonna propose âI guess you havenât read the silmarillion then :/â as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if itâs not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly donât get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesnât
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift
(That commenter's blog header is calling anyone who doesn't agree with their conspiracy theory stringboard about Taylor Swift being secretly gay "heteronormative" and claiming that they don't know queer history and culture. So. That's what we're working with here)
Spotted Owlet (Athene brama), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, India
photograph by Arnab Roy

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Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!
Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!
GO OFFF
Ok so Iâve been playing for 18 years and iâm a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? Iâve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because iâm an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. Iâve seen very few professional string players who are black.
Obviously there are black string players. We just donât see them because they âdonât look likeâ string players.
This person is the real deal. They were clearly classically trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?
But also⌠RAD PLAYING MY DUDEEEE
this is the coolest guy alive actually
I think this might be the coolest thing Iâve ever seen in my life that involves a violin
80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter âhey do you ever just want to KILL these peopleâ she wouldâve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes
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Fire Eel (Mastacembelus erythrotaenia), family Mastacembelidae, order Synbranchiformes, found in freshwater habitats in SE Asia
This species is not a âtrue eelâ, but is in a group called the spiny eels.
photograph by Stan Sung
Longfin Zacco or Stream Chub (Opsariichthys evolans), family Xenocyprididae, order Cypriniformes, found in Southern China and Taiwan
photograph by Peng Enpengfishery
More of you need to learn about these âď¸
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1: Rule of Funny - Any violation of continuity, logic, physics, or common sense is permissible if the result gets enough of a laugh. This is the comedy equivalent of the Rule...
2: Rule of Cool - The Rule of Cool is another principle that seeks to dispel arguments among fans over implausibility in fiction.
3: Rule of Three - The Rule of Three is a pattern used in stories in jokes, where part of the story is told three times, with minor variations.
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the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
idk anything about this but I love it
Carpenter Frog (Lithobates virgatipes), family Ranidae, found along the Atlantic Coastal plain, from NJ to GA, in the U.S.
They prefer acidic aquatic environments, with ample sphagnum moss, such as bogs and fens.
The name comes from the frog's call, which resembles a carpenter hammering.
Listen to the call here.
photographs: MH Herpetology & Adrian Bara-Popa
breakfast from when before i eated it
okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

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It's June, motherfuckers, and you know what that means! Apart from firing a few rent-lowering shots to filter out the chuds from my following, it's probably also a good time to post a reminder that there are many strange ways to be queer, and this is one of them.
video transcript below the cut, may be slightly inaccurate, I tend to ad-lib when reading my scripts into voiceover
Mexican Emerald Spiny Lizard (Sceloporus formosus), male, family Phrynosomatidae, Sierra sur de Oaxaca, Mexico
photograph by Halla Draco Sebastian