Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang
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Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

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what is it about things being gender neutral having to also be ‘masculine’. like, why can you wear a suit and tie and call it gender neutral but not a dress cause that’s feminine. why can you call people dude or guy as a gender neutral term but not girl cause that’s feminine. short hair is neutral but long hair is feminine. i mean i know why this is fully a rhetorical question but let’s think about that
last year, Pride in my city was held indoors for the first time. Instead of the traditional gender neutral port-a-potty, organizers had to contend with a building that had distinct men’s and women’s restrooms. They decided to fix it by covering up the signs with gorgeous sketches of gender nonconforming celebrities………. Which led to a few interesting problems, namely:
To parse what the new bathroom signs meant, you had to a) be able to identify Sam Smith and Janelle Monae from nice but ultimately pretty rough line drawings, b) be online/interested in celebrity gender enough to know what they have in common, and finally c) make the connection that these signs indicate gender neutral bathrooms
All of the celebrities were wearing suits, leading to some confusion that they had just made all of the bathrooms men’s bathrooms
Herb Alpert and His Tijuana Cat
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
Happy birthday, Curiosity!💕
Happy Birthday, Curiosity
Happy Birthday, Curiosity!! 🎉
its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

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inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:
what's "your" shakespeare play?
hamlet
macbeth
the tempest
merchant of venice
midsummer night's dream
twelfth night
richard iii
othello
julius caesar
king lear
another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)
i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag
favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!
it's like, i don't go here! but my friend does! so i know a bit about what's going on there even if i'm in a different school
I suddenly have feelings and opinions about a ship on a show I've never watched (I'm only 90% sure I have the names correct).
recent epidemic of adaptations that take lots of liberties with the source material and also, separately, are bad. but then if you say "this is bad" you get hit with "you're just being a source material purist and you don't understand the vision"...like. well actually I think it rules when people do new and different things with classic works. I just think these particular new and different things suck ass.
“ugh why is moby-dick so long”
ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?
the odyssey
the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action
you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys
since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful
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Moby Dick is great. It's like if an encyclopedia was a tragedy
getting out of work at 5am on a sunday & having to take a route akin to whatever he was doing in the odyssey to get home across london via public transport
I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America
sometimes art won't leave you in peace until you make it and show it to people. and that compulsion is holy
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!
Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.
Text: A PDF version.
Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

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being a barbie forced to scissor another barbie must feel so good
Fired from the Walmart for having a “usurper’s disposition”