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i ate em all. off the ground

please don't drink me I'm so fucking scared

stop having casual sex with men

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer

you are all so unfunny

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Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

can't stop thinking about the eating a bagel and being a cunt quote

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

gamer girl

motherfuckers out here saying "i hate driving 😞 lets get self driving cars 😄” like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up you want free public transportation. you want a train

goddd please just hire voice actors again. like actual voice actors. no more celebrity voice actors please just hire people who know what they’re doing the or voice acting industry will cannibalize itself more than it already is. let jack black do whatever he wants though

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.