Big Oof

I’ve seen Nope twice now. While everyone I saw it with enjoyed it, I heard a few cries of foul when it came to OJ and the others’ improbable good luck with all their near misses interacting with our favorite terrifying gulch-haunting UFO. I call foul back and say plot armor had nothing to do with it. Some luck, yeah, otherwise we’d have no protagonists. But that was hardly all.

Spoilers for Nope below

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: DOUG!!!

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Laudna: Hot girl summer is over. It's time for scary woman winter.

Fearne: Your honor, I was just being a little silly.

Dorian: You wanna fight, huh? Okay, let's take this outside! The stars are so bright tonight. The moon looks so nice. Hold my hand.

Orym: Do I deserve back pain at this age?

Ashton: God, I hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny.

F.C.G.: What's the cheat code for stable mental health.

Imogen: You ever wake up from a dream like, "Damn, I guess I'm not coping with that as well as I thought I was."

"I can't drill the shit out of you without getting closer."

"Oh ho! Then come as close as you like."

Butch: What things?

Charon: Feelings.

Butch: They make you feel feelings?

Charon: Yeah.