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And it's BEAUTIFUL

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

lmfaoooo wtf

actual drawing I made as a child of an Aztec (?) sculpture zapping one of my teddy bears to death with its laser eye.

“Enjoy Websurfing” ⌘ Digital real estate, mostly occupied by squatters

Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

look at the excitement in his body language