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“but what about platonic soulmates?? not everything has to be romantic. friendship is just as important—” shut uppp. i have plenty of friends. i don’t need to live vicariously through some fictional character’s friendship. i want to see them fuck nasty. i want to see them be weird about each other

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

i don't want to squeak and i don't want the grease i just want to keep turning perpetually with no resistance

its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

which post?

Most difficult set of choices ever to face humanity

This has to be what inspired the duskwalker bride series.

Vaginismus of the soul

something about a parent having to do something incredibly painful to their child because if they don't do it the kid is going to die ...... something about it being a physical pain for the parent as well .......... something about "i know, i know, i know, i know" .............. something about "i'm sorry, baby, i'm so sorry" .................. something about it not even working in the end ........................