harder better faster gaben

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Do you think Sebulba eats pussy

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

kym = kill your myself

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?