harder better faster gaben

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know