harder better faster gaben

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

kym = kill your myself

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

omg im on my second ice cream cone sorry i need to smile so bad

a machine for pigs? that sounds lovely... so it helps them?

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

Nokia Lumia 1020 (2013)