harder better faster gaben

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else