who am i wtf

if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/

This is exactly what I expected it to be

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

“Oh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NO”

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

And this, my non-American friends, is America in one image. 

Nailed it? YOU IMPROVED IT. 

the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10