The city’s abuzz with the news. Everyone’s been talking, waiting, wishing for this day.
Taylor Swift finally ties the knot.
She wishes it was as magical as it’s all played out to be. It’s not.
She has got to marry a man before they put her out to pasture. Or so she’s convinced herself. And it’s easier to tie someone down who has no desire to be honest about their real personal life.
This way she can stew in her own misery of cat hair and sourdough and seasonal cycles of acquaintances-with-benefits, which has gotten really old, but is seemingly the only option for someone like her. Who else wants to hook-up with a closeted 36-year old popstar? Besides other closeted popstars and actresses and… models, of course.
But it’s always the same story. Sign this NDA. Go out in public with your fake boyfriend. Close off before it ever gets anywhere real. Acknowledge you both need more. Hook up anyway. Make it awkward. Repeat.
Taylor’s eyes scan the table cards for tomorrow’s big day. They stop when they hand on the name that still makes her heart thump.
She stares at the name plate, smirking at the one missing last name.
Oops. Totally accidental. Definitely a mistake by the wedding planner.
She’s the wedding planner.
Taylor was shocked when Karlie reached out to her after the invites went out. She was certain she’d get a hard, “no.”
Instead, she got a, “Could I bring a plus one?”
Taylor went ghostly white when she read the text message, before it was quickly followed up with — “Well, more like a plus 0.5, he’s kind of short.” — and a picture of Levi throwing up a peace sign.
He’s a big fan… of both of you.
Oh, yeah, of course. He might be bored, though?
He’s literally a mini gentleman. But in all seriousness, my mom is taking Elijah to Disney on Ice that night and apparently Levi is still pissed ever since he realized they’re not the actual movie characters.
He’s right. That’s such bullshit.
Right? What do you mean the Elsa that’s skating is not a cartoon??
Preposterous. Okay, but what about Rae? Do we need to upgrade to a plus 0.75?
Oh my god, my Dad wants to babysit her. Girl Dad has become Girl Grandpa. Thankfully, the boys are oblivious to his Rae-favoritism. But I also begged Kariann to help him because God knows what he’d try and feed her.
Rae does look pretty damn cute, can’t blame Kurt for falling. Well, I’m glad you can make it. Can’t wait to see the little guy. It’s been a while.
You actually going to talk to me at this wedding?
Nope, plan to just catch eyes with you and quickly glance away all night again. Wait, that was you.
It was not! You kept being shuffled around by all your snotty friends. It was a glance- and then you disappeared- not anything else.
MY snotty friends? You were at the same wedding, honey. And okay, well, I’m sure you won’t have a lot of time to talk, but would be great to get a short catch-up in.
Would love that. The actual wedding is going to be a bit crazy… maybe the after party?
We’ll see. Mama is tired in her old age. I did hear a rumor you invited the fans hahah.
They should get what they want, right?
You should get what you want.
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