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Link to my Kaylor fic, if interested:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Listen… I don’t know if it helps, but…
I met 🇲🇽 through this silly little blog,
and I’m sooo in love with her.
And it’s so real. Like, so, so real.
Like, our friends are jealous, real??
Like, my weird, conservative parents met her… and love her, real???
So, there’s that. There will always be that.
Keep on, my friends.
You just never know. You really never know.
There’s so much to look forward to.
There’s so much possibility.
There’s so much more than this.
I love you. Love, love, love.
🙏❤️❤️❤️
Speak Now, Honey
pt. 1
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The city’s abuzz with the news. Everyone’s been talking, waiting, wishing for this day.
Taylor Swift finally ties the knot.
She wishes it was as magical as it’s all played out to be. It’s not.
She has got to marry a man before they put her out to pasture. Or so she’s convinced herself. And it’s easier to tie someone down who has no desire to be honest about their real personal life.
This way she can stew in her own misery of cat hair and sourdough and seasonal cycles of acquaintances-with-benefits, which has gotten really old, but is seemingly the only option for someone like her. Who else wants to hook-up with a closeted 36-year old popstar? Besides other closeted popstars and actresses and… models, of course.
But it’s always the same story. Sign this NDA. Go out in public with your fake boyfriend. Close off before it ever gets anywhere real. Acknowledge you both need more. Hook up anyway. Make it awkward. Repeat.
Taylor’s eyes scan the table cards for tomorrow’s big day. They stop when they hand on the name that still makes her heart thump.
Karlie & Levi Kloss
Table 11
She stares at the name plate, smirking at the one missing last name.
Oops. Totally accidental. Definitely a mistake by the wedding planner.
She’s the wedding planner.
Taylor was shocked when Karlie reached out to her after the invites went out. She was certain she’d get a hard, “no.”
Instead, she got a, “Could I bring a plus one?”
Taylor went ghostly white when she read the text message, before it was quickly followed up with — “Well, more like a plus 0.5, he’s kind of short.” — and a picture of Levi throwing up a peace sign.
——-
Taylor
Levi wants to come?
Karlie
He’s a big fan… of both of you.
Taylor
Oh, yeah, of course. He might be bored, though?
Karlie
He’s literally a mini gentleman. But in all seriousness, my mom is taking Elijah to Disney on Ice that night and apparently Levi is still pissed ever since he realized they’re not the actual movie characters.
Taylor
He’s right. That’s such bullshit.
Karlie
Right? What do you mean the Elsa that’s skating is not a cartoon??
Taylor
Preposterous. Okay, but what about Rae? Do we need to upgrade to a plus 0.75?
Karlie
Oh my god, my Dad wants to babysit her. Girl Dad has become Girl Grandpa. Thankfully, the boys are oblivious to his Rae-favoritism. But I also begged Kariann to help him because God knows what he’d try and feed her.
Taylor
Rae does look pretty damn cute, can’t blame Kurt for falling. Well, I’m glad you can make it. Can’t wait to see the little guy. It’s been a while.
Karlie
I know. It has.
Taylor
You actually going to talk to me at this wedding?
Karlie
Nope, plan to just catch eyes with you and quickly glance away all night again. Wait, that was you.
Taylor
It was not! You kept being shuffled around by all your snotty friends. It was a glance- and then you disappeared- not anything else.
Karlie
MY snotty friends? You were at the same wedding, honey. And okay, well, I’m sure you won’t have a lot of time to talk, but would be great to get a short catch-up in.
Taylor
Would love that. The actual wedding is going to be a bit crazy… maybe the after party?
Karlie
We’ll see. Mama is tired in her old age. I did hear a rumor you invited the fans hahah.
Taylor
That’s… not not true.
Karlie
What!??
Taylor
They should get what they want, right?
Karlie
You should get what you want.
Part 2:
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 5 · Speak Now, Honey · pt. 2 - “I promise to always keep it 100, on the land, the sea, the sky… and in the bedroom,” he says
Karlie Kloss is a vision in gold tonight on her way to MSG in New York City✨
Taylor making her guest list:

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Speak Now, Honey
pt. 2
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“I promise to always keep it 100, on the land, the sea, the sky… and in the bedroom,” he says with a wink.
Karlie cringes and rolls her eyes at the laugh it elicits from the crowd.
“I’m just messin’, everyone. But really, Tay Tay knows I just love having her by my side. And 87 can’t be 100 without 13.”
God, he’s an idiot.
“It’s been so great to have my biggest supporter at my games. She’s just brought so much awesomeness into my life, and that’s because she herself, is awesome. As everybody here, and around the world knows it and sees it in everything she does, of course.”
Karlie eyes Taylor. She sees her tells. Her lip is just slightly quirked - not enough anyone else would notice but enough to mimic the invisible lip biting she’s prone to. She’s nodding her head in a cadenced manner, meaning there’s a rhythm going through her head, a coping mechanism for panic. She hasn’t blinked in like 30 seconds - she’s trying to focus.
She’s terrified.
Taylor smiles widely as the preacher turns to her, asking for her vows.
“Fuck this,” Karlie whispers under her breath.
Levi gasps, “Mama!”
Karlie looks down at him, “Shoot, sorry. God, I’m so sorry for this, Levi. You’ll understand one day.”
“What? Mama, what are—“ Levi stares in confusion as Karlie stands abruptly.
“Don’t do it, Tay.”
Taylor’s eyes snap to Karlie’s. And an audible gasp reverberates around the room.
Hundreds of eyes land on Karlie. And it’s her turn to panic.
“Oh, this is embarrassing.” Levi mumbles, and sinks down into his seat.
Should’ve chosen Elsa, buddy.
Karlie locks eyes with Taylor and holds them. She clears her throat and steps into the aisle.
“I guess now would be a great time to say… I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion…”
[ “Oh my god!”
“She did NOT!”
“Fuck, yes, you owe me 50 bucks.” ]
Taylor breaks into a smile.
“But you are not the kind of girl who should be marrying… him.” Karlie points to Travis, who looks like he just got hit over the head with a frying pan.
“Don’t make the same mistake I did, Tay. You deserve something real.”
[ “LAVENDER! I FUCKING CALLED IT.”
“Hush!”
“Taylor is not gay, oh my god.” ]
Taylor drops Travis’ hands. “Real? That’s not— That’s not,” she clears her throat, “possible… for me.”
Pity sighs make their way around the room like the wave at a football stadium and Taylor rolls her eyes.
“But, it could be?”
Taylor squints at her, doesn’t speak.
“You see, I know someone who has been real in love with you since they were … not even of legal drinking age.”
Taylor smiles broadly.
“That didn’t stop her from hitting those wine bottles.”
[ “HER!?”
“Oh, catch up already, Sarah!” ]
“She used to need a bit of liquid courage to talk to the girl of her dreams. Now she can interrupt her wedding on pure adrenaline, apparently.”
Karlie shrugs.
[ “Oh! Oh my god!”
“Oh for Christ’s sake, Sarah.” ]
“Kar… it’s been years.”
[ “See!? Years! Not together, you psychos.”
“Fuck off, Hannah.” ]
“Who could stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames… if we know the steps, anyway?”
[ “This is so gay.”
“I know, I’m obsessed.”
“Guys, I think Hannah passed out.”
“Good, leave her there.” ]
“Mama.” Levi steps out. “Is Taylor why you and Daddy broke up?”
[ “Oh my god, the dramaaaa, I am eating this uppppp.”
“Shut. Up.” ]
“Wait… what is he talking about?”
Karlie swallows. She looks between Levi and Taylor.
“I—“
She looks back at Taylor.
“Meet me at the back. I’ll tell you everything. Just…. Don’t say ‘Yes.’”
Their eyes lock. And Karlie sees Taylor’s silent nod that no one else would ever notice.
More gasps erupt as Karlie turns and grabs Levi’s hand.
“Come on, let’s go talk.”
Levi adjusts his bow tie and clears his throat, and walks confidently down the aisle, besides Karlie.
“Sorry for that interruption, folks.” He says and the crowd bursts into laughter.
[ “Oh my god, he’s so cute.”
“Be the stepdad, Tay!”
“Is this real life?” ]
Speak Now, Honey
pt. 1
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The city’s abuzz with the news. Everyone’s been talking, waiting, wishing for this day.
Taylor Swift finally ties the knot.
She wishes it was as magical as it’s all played out to be. It’s not.
She has got to marry a man before they put her out to pasture. Or so she’s convinced herself. And it’s easier to tie someone down who has no desire to be honest about their real personal life.
This way she can stew in her own misery of cat hair and sourdough and seasonal cycles of acquaintances-with-benefits, which has gotten really old, but is seemingly the only option for someone like her. Who else wants to hook-up with a closeted 36-year old popstar? Besides other closeted popstars and actresses and… models, of course.
But it’s always the same story. Sign this NDA. Go out in public with your fake boyfriend. Close off before it ever gets anywhere real. Acknowledge you both need more. Hook up anyway. Make it awkward. Repeat.
Taylor’s eyes scan the table cards for tomorrow’s big day. They stop when they hand on the name that still makes her heart thump.
Karlie & Levi Kloss
Table 11
She stares at the name plate, smirking at the one missing last name.
Oops. Totally accidental. Definitely a mistake by the wedding planner.
She’s the wedding planner.
Taylor was shocked when Karlie reached out to her after the invites went out. She was certain she’d get a hard, “no.”
Instead, she got a, “Could I bring a plus one?”
Taylor went ghostly white when she read the text message, before it was quickly followed up with — “Well, more like a plus 0.5, he’s kind of short.” — and a picture of Levi throwing up a peace sign.
——-
Taylor
Levi wants to come?
Karlie
He’s a big fan… of both of you.
Taylor
Oh, yeah, of course. He might be bored, though?
Karlie
He’s literally a mini gentleman. But in all seriousness, my mom is taking Elijah to Disney on Ice that night and apparently Levi is still pissed ever since he realized they’re not the actual movie characters.
Taylor
He’s right. That’s such bullshit.
Karlie
Right? What do you mean the Elsa that’s skating is not a cartoon??
Taylor
Preposterous. Okay, but what about Rae? Do we need to upgrade to a plus 0.75?
Karlie
Oh my god, my Dad wants to babysit her. Girl Dad has become Girl Grandpa. Thankfully, the boys are oblivious to his Rae-favoritism. But I also begged Kariann to help him because God knows what he’d try and feed her.
Taylor
Rae does look pretty damn cute, can’t blame Kurt for falling. Well, I’m glad you can make it. Can’t wait to see the little guy. It’s been a while.
Karlie
I know. It has.
Taylor
You actually going to talk to me at this wedding?
Karlie
Nope, plan to just catch eyes with you and quickly glance away all night again. Wait, that was you.
Taylor
It was not! You kept being shuffled around by all your snotty friends. It was a glance- and then you disappeared- not anything else.
Karlie
MY snotty friends? You were at the same wedding, honey. And okay, well, I’m sure you won’t have a lot of time to talk, but would be great to get a short catch-up in.
Taylor
Would love that. The actual wedding is going to be a bit crazy… maybe the after party?
Karlie
We’ll see. Mama is tired in her old age. I did hear a rumor you invited the fans hahah.
Taylor
That’s… not not true.
Karlie
What!??
Taylor
They should get what they want, right?
Karlie
You should get what you want.
I love that Karlie’s got a bright red lip
Karlie: Sorry kiddos, Mama has to go to the loml’s wedding
Kids: what
Karlie: what
Josh: I can’t believe I can’t wear skinny jeans to this
Listen, I didn’t get to finish my oneshot, but in it Levi was her plus one instead hahaha

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I’m too worn out to do much interacting these days, but know I’m watching this all go down in my peripheral, with a little laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.
Ugh Tree, you're no fun. 😂
I take it back. 🤣 🦞🍩🍟
Original Post ⬇️ @heda-heather
aaaahahah stahppp
Carpet’s gotta be gay, guys
Karlie’s gonna read me to sleep every night
I’m gonna be spaghetti coding in my dreams
call the amateurs and cut ‘em from the team

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TAYLOR SWIFT I Can See You music video
you were my best friend.