hello friends.

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish human friends and Happy Hannukkat to their cats!

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

There is not a single person on this earth that I trust enough to do that with even if I was capable

Damn chipotle so good I'm bout to nut

Update: nutted

I love that queer can mean 'I don't know what I am'. I love that queer can mean 'it's none of your business what I am'. And i love that queer can mean 'I know exactly what I am, but it's a long list that I don't feel like reciting every time'.

honey the killer from scream is on the phone and he wants to know your pronouns