Creature of Habit

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

would like to pop my little head off for a moment and shake all the crumbs out of it like you would an overused toaster