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I FUCKING FOUND IT

jesus christ

hey guys, just a reminder,

I truly don't think there's anything worse than an artsy theatre kid band trying to do a dark edgy song about domming someone. like it's giving dr horrible. I don't believe you.

it's the same problem every booktok dark romance D/s fantasy has, which is that it's written by a sub projecting what they think they want that guy to sound like. there's nothing sexy about someone sweatily pointing out to you how dommed you are right now for fear that you weren't aware you're totally subjugated and definitely 100% under their control. also they're feeling very possessive btw. are you listening. though actually now that I'm typing it, this is also the problem with 90% of cishet maledoms irl so maybe they're cooking. post cancelled.

The galling thing is they could have spent $0 and it would look better now.

You know what would be really cool and not a solution that Trump would ever consider? Wildlife pond. Fill it with plants and fish. Its full of nutrients? Okay. Grow something. Or get rid of it altogether maybe? Does there need to be a long line of water right there?

the golden koi eat the algae, the burly national guardsmen wade into the pool, tearing into the koi with their teeth; nature is healing

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

ur mom sounds hot is she single

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

complained to my brother about Underworld referring to all the players by name rather than by position in the baseball section. He said it's just something you've got to deal with, like when you're reading Gravity's Rainbow and looking up World War II chemistry on Wikipedia. And I said no because I already know everything about WWII chemistry