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idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then
i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

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âWhen we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
âAnd we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-â
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. âThings got pretty bad after that,â she muttered. âI know itâs silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We donât know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if sheâs even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when Iâm out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didnât - didnât really take that well.â
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. âAnyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.â
the op linked the study in the replies & iâve been skimming it & itâs actually rlly rlly interesting to think abt
https://e1.nmcdn.io/assets/pushkin/wp-content/uploads/imported-files/Wait-theres-torture-in-Zootopia_-Examining-the-prevalence-of-torture-in-popular-movies.pdf
no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed
i dont âhave ptsdâ thatâs all just the wizardâs curse
the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant
sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friendâs divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, âi do that now except the good people partâ and i said, âsex is real?â and my mom didnât love either of those answers
ur mom sounds hot is she single
my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then itâs not my fault when you find out why

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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying âmama? Big ball?â
If I were lean down and say âunfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotionsâ she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead âbig ball went night night!â
Please understand when I say âremoved the ball from the premisesâ I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See Iâve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you canât just leave this in the tags etc.
You canât be funnier then me on my own posts, Iâm in tears from laughter
complained to my brother about Underworld referring to all the players by name rather than by position in the baseball section. He said it's just something you've got to deal with, like when you're reading Gravity's Rainbow and looking up World War II chemistry on Wikipedia. And I said no because I already know everything about WWII chemistry
And now the murderous Nazi thug who committed this new Holocaust is the world's first trillionaire, and if that doesn't make you want to burn the whole fucking thing down than nothing will
This is a dude who claims that his principles align with "effective altruism" too, by the way
I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

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i mean yeah he would obviously say that considering the word "no" is also just noise to him