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you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

the next episode should just be the whole cast acting out KoTher'ai. I'm not joking. we can do all the other shit in the next episode. I've waited eight months now and I want to see the play within a play.

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

My three Passable character impressions are Stitch, Elmo, and Kermit, and they go in that order of decreasing wholesomeness too. The Stitch impression is the part where he talks about Lilo and Nani being his family and the Elmo impression is the Rocco cookie bit; the Kermit impression is Empty Chairs At Empty Tables from Les Misérables.

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

this has to be some eldritch horror shit for the fish