The Thinking Machine
Before the thinking machine came to be, sminks tall and sminks big, smink children and smink adults alike would think all around.
Butterflies with butter for wings, seahorses made of sand. Ashes of glitter and Mary Poppins with a kite, all the thinks you could think, it never would end.Â
One day a thinkless smink came around, and invented a disgusting, sloppy machine. At first it seemed like a miracle! A Machine for sminks who couldnt think, how brilliant! The thinking machine could think a think for a sminks homework, a think for an adult sminks resume, or even a think of a smink for the fugly to dink around with.Â
Behind the smink's thinking machine, was a pile of sminks at a desk. When they would think, the thinking machine ate that think, and spat it our for a different smink. Eventually, the air became hazey, water became lazy, and sminks couldn't handle it anymore.Â
"But why! The thinking machine was made by a smink, therefore it thinks like a smink!! It's good for us!" said one, "The lazy water and hazey air is unrelated" said a particularly orange hued smink.
And so the few sminks who could still think, thank of a plan. A plan to bring back thinks, and kill the thinking machine. All they had to do was disguise as a thinkless smink, what a brilliant think! And so they did, the sminks hid and acted like they had no thinks, and the Thinking Machine granted them a turn.Â
The thinking machine looked harmless, thought some sminks. maybe the thinks it thinks aren't that bad, maybe the Thinking machine should be had!
At last, there was only one Smink left to think. Oh how horrid, that smink thinks of the thinking machine. The black goo from the machine, the blood of sminks and the tears and sweat reduce to a slop machine.Â
and yes, this was made by a smink, without a Thinking machine. But what would happen if this story was made by a thinking machine? It'd probably go like this...
"No no, youre not a thinkless smink, just a smink that thinks differently! Who needs a think, im right here. And honestly? thats rare. Sparkle emoji."Â
