get in, lads

yes bro all boys do this on boys night. now open your mouth

too wire for my cloth mutuals and too cloth for my wire mutuals #ActualFleshandBloodMonkeyMom

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

Archery target

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable

turns the page of my textbook. what eelse is there to learn

the common ancestor of all current day beetles was a sect of philosphers in ancient greece that took to creeping secretly within the earth as an ideal lifestyle

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure