get in, lads

I heavily fw bro

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

LETS LET FRIDAY GET US PREGNANT

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

SHUT

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

yes bro all boys do this on boys night. now open your mouth

too wire for my cloth mutuals and too cloth for my wire mutuals #ActualFleshandBloodMonkeyMom

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious