Never Give In

and neither of them are actually hiring

unalive sucks cause it was like made to be a censor. but describing killing as "kirking" is just genuinely funny

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

smugly bullying the protagonistgirl at the magic academy but a girl much bigger than me shoved passed me and knocked me down and got grass stains on my skirt and said “out of the way pipsqueak” and i had to make the protagonistgirl promise to not tell anyone i cried

they got married btw