Never Give In

ME, 17: So what, I'm not supposed to kill myself cause it'll stop some random woman who kinda looks like my mum having multiple girlfriends in 2025? ANGEL OF FUTURE HOPE, TURNING OFF THE TIME WINDOW AND DISMISSING THE "NEXT APPOINTMENT - 10MINS AGO" NOTIFICATION ON HIS PHONE: Yeah boy you got it.

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

I heavily fw bro

i think about this post at least once a week

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

undertale and deltarune has kind of been the best way to chart the way tumblrspeak has changed over time

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s