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good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

You need to touch saltwater

Piracy is not a victimless crime. Fortunately for us pirates, it's often very easy not to care about the victims.

Sorry for yearning for the ocean on main. It will happen again.

Give me some leeway, hit the head, learning the ropes, the cat is out of the bag, get underway, the cut of your jib, true colors, hand over fist

under the weather, in the doldrums, long shot, toe the line, groggy, aloof, overhaul, mainstay, pooped, keel over, in the offing, give a wide berth, footloose, flying colors, press into service, shake a leg

Chock-a-block. Scuttlebutt. By and large. Above board. Slush fund. Batten down the hatches. Shot across the bow. At loggerheads. Squared away. Dead reckoning. Down in the doldrums. Touch and go. Fathom/plumb. Leading light. Overwhelm, overreach. Skyscraper (originally a sail at the very tip top of a mast!). The bitter end.

decriminalize piracy criminalize Britain

eating lemons #scurvysafe #vaccinated #nottodayscurvy #keepingmyteeth #safesailing

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.