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Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever