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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it