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Person from a country with the most valuable monetary unit, the most powerful passport and whose language is spoken by most people on the planet: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS FOR US TO TRAVEL
every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics
i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.
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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.
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InformaÄnĆ zdroj pÅinÔŔejĆcĆ pravidelnĆ© informace o prĆ”ci hornĆ parlamentnĆ komory (SenĆ”tu)
JSI TRANS? JSI NEBINĆRNĆ? MĆÅ TRANS KAMARĆDY ÄI RODINU? NEBO TI "JEN" ZĆLEŽà NA TOM, ABY TRANS LIDĆ, NEBO JAKĆKOLI JINĆ MINORITA, NEBYLA Å IKANOVANĆ A DĆMONIZOVANĆ STĆTEM A LIDĆ MÄLI PRĆVO ROZHODOVAT O SVĆM TÄLE A ŽIVOTÄ SAMI BEZ ZĆSAHU STĆTU?
Tak bohužel zbystÅi a TEÄ je Äas konat. PROTOŽE SE ZĆKON BUDE PROJEDNĆVAT PÅĆÅ TĆ TĆDEN.
MožnĆ” jste již zaregistrovali, že to, co vidĆme v UK, USA a hlavnÄ u sousedÅÆ v MaÄarsku a dĆ”le v Rusku se dostĆ”vĆ” i k nĆ”m. JĆ” o tom jeÅ”tÄ nevidÄl žÔdný pÅĆmý post tady, ale pÅeÄĆst si o zĆ”konÄ můžete tÅeba na instagramu na Transparentu (odkud mĆ”m screenshoty výŔe) , Qultu nebo Amnesty International.
Ve zkratce se konzervativci, bez jakĆ©koli možnosti trans lidĆ a odbornĆ© veÅejnosti se vyjĆ”dÅit (sezenĆ bylo zruÅ”eno bez nĆ”hrady), rozhodli pÅedložit zĆ”kon, který:
- uklĆ”dĆ” za POVINNOST podstoupit povinnou ROÄNĆ "terapii", jejĆž jediným cĆlem je donutit vĆ”s vÄc si rozmyslet (což nenĆ nic jinĆ©ho než KONVERZNĆ TERAPIE)
- ZNEMOŽÅUJE trans lidem mĆt DÄTI
- SCHVALOVĆNĆ tranzice pÅesouvĆ” z matrik na SOUDY (v MaÄarsku a Bulharsku byl toto krok, který vedl k ploÅ”nĆ©mu zĆ”kazu tranzice)
- dĆ”vĆ” možnost institucĆm ZNEMOŽNIT trans lidem nĆ”vÅ”tÄvu veÅejnĆ© TOALETY Äi Å ATEN
- IZOLUJE trans obÄany ve vÄznicĆch na SAMOTCE
- k tranzici nastavuje nutnost podstoupit 2 roky "PROKAZOVĆNĆ" v bÄžnĆ©m životÄ, že udržĆte novou gender roli, ale s NEUTRĆLNĆM JMĆNEM
- posune možnost podstoupit OPERACE až po DOSAŽENà 21 LET
- namĆsto sexuologa by tranzici ÅeÅ”il PSYCHIATR (již nynĆ musĆte vÄtÅ”inou konzultovat mnoho krokÅÆ s psychiatrie Äi klinickým psychologem, ale poslednĆ slovo mĆ” vÔŔ sexuolog)
- silnÄ znesnadnà život jak lidem už s probĆhajĆcĆ transicĆ, tak tÄm, kteÅĆ s nĆ jeÅ”tÄ nezaÄali
- pasivnÄ tento zĆ”kon dĆ”vĆ” kameny do rukou lidĆ, kteÅĆ trans osoby nesnÔŔĆ
Asi vĆ”s nepÅekvapĆ, že mnoho z pÅedklĆ”dajĆcĆch senĆ”torÅÆ mĆ” napojenĆ na Alianci pro rodinu, kterĆ” je sponzorovanĆ” fundamentalistickými hnutĆ jak v USA, tak tÅeba i v Rusku.
CO TEÄ?
TEÄ je nynĆ Äas jednat. Bohužel na naŔà stranÄ stojĆ minimum lidĆ a vÄtÅ”ina veÅejnosti a politickĆ© scĆ©ny o nĆ”s mluvĆ s podobnou rĆ©torikou, jakou použĆvali nacistĆ© k ospravedlnÄnĆ antisemitismu pÅed druhou svÄtovou vĆ”lkou. KDYŽ SE TEDY NEOZVEME MY, TEÄ, NIKDO JINĆ TO NEUDÄLĆ.
Pokud chcete být trans, mĆt trans partnera, kamarĆ”dy, pokud nechcete žĆt ve stĆ”tÄ, který se vĆ”s snažà zniÄit, musĆte TEÄ pÅekonat tu apatii, kterou v nĆ”s neustĆ”le negativnĆ zprĆ”vy živĆ, A KONAT! A neudÄlajĆ to vaÅ”i trans pÅĆ”telĆ© za vĆ”s, musĆte vy sami, jako vaŔà obÄanskou povinnost. A je mi jedno, jestli neumĆte komunikovat s lidmi, Äi jestli jste nihilista a myslĆte, že svÄt (Äi vy) brzy stejnÄ skonÄĆ, tak je vÅ”echno jedno - nenĆ! SvÄt pÅÆjde dĆ”l, ale v o dost horŔà verzi, než co vidĆme dosud
CO MUŽŮ UDÄLAT?
Napsat senĆ”torÅÆm. Napsat pÅedsedovi senĆ”tu, panu VystrÄilovi. VÅ”ichni senĆ”toÅi a jejich emaily jsou vypsanĆ© zde: https://www.senat.cz/senatori/index.php?ke_dni=12.06.2026&O=15&lng=cz&par_2=2
KteÅĆ senĆ”toÅi nĆ”vrh vznesli se dozvĆte na odkazu magazĆnu QULT výŔe.
CO KDYŽ NEVĆM CO NAPSAT/NECHCI PSĆT BOOMERÅ®M NEBO PRAVIÄĆKÅ®M/NEMĆM ÄAS?
NezĆ”jem! TeÄ brĆ”nĆte sebe, svoje blĆzkĆ© a nevinnĆ© lidi. TeÄ musĆte zatnout zuby a jĆt do toho. AÅ„ se dÄje, co se dÄje. Pokud jste zvlĆ”dli napsat ve Å”kole esej, zvlĆ”dnete i toto.
JAK MĆM MAIL FORMULOVAT A CO NEDÄLAT?
Email napiÅ”te kultivovanÄ, neagresivnÄ, vyhnÄte se internetovĆ©mu slangu, výrazÅÆm, kterĆ© jsou hodnÄ specifickĆ© pro queer komunitu, anglicismÅÆm, nespisovnĆ© ÄeÅ”tinÄ. Opatrný bych byl i s gender neutral novotvary (napÅ. pÅĆ”telstvo, kamarĆ”dstvo) - mnozĆ starŔà lidĆ© vĆ”s dĆky nim pÅestanou okamžitÄ brĆ”t vÔžnÄ (to je bitva na jindy).
MnozĆ z lidĆ, kterým napĆÅ”ete, nikdy nemÄlo žÔdný styk s trans lidmi Äi queer komunitou. MusĆte se bohužel ukĆ”zat na morĆ”lnĆ výŔinÄ a prokĆ”zat, že nejste nÄjakĆ” zdegenerovanĆ” monstra a vymytým mozkem, ale normĆ”lnĆ obyvatelĆ© tĆ©hle zemÄ, kteÅĆ zde pracujĆ, studujĆ, platĆ danÄ, majĆ rodiny a majĆ stejnĆ© povinnosti, jako vÅ”ichni ostatnĆ - tedy chcete i stejnĆ” prĆ”va.
JAK TO TEDY FORMULOVAT?
Oslovte senĆ”tora a pÅedstavte se. Ostrou kritiku Äi rozdĆly dejte stranou, soustÅeÄte se na vÄci, co vĆ”s spojujĆ (vĆra v prĆ”vnĆ stĆ”t, respekt jeden k druhĆ©mu, tÄlesnĆ” autonomie...), dĆ”le proÄ se vĆ”s zĆ”kon týkĆ”, pÅedstavte se, napiÅ”te, jak by vĆ”s Äi vaÅ”e blĆzkĆ© ovlivnil, klidnÄ popiÅ”te pozitivnÄ trans komunitu, poproste o zamezenĆ jeho prÅÆchodu senĆ”tem. PodÄkujte, podepiÅ”te se.
Pokud možno, email napiÅ”te sami za sebe! NekopĆrujte ostatnĆ, date zprĆ”vÄ vÄtŔà urgenci. Dejte si na tom zĆ”ležet. NenĆ na tom nic tÄžkĆ©ho. Inspirovat se můžete tÅeba takto:
VÔžený pane senÔtore XY / VÔženÔ panà senÔtorko XY,
pĆÅ”i VĆ”m jako obÄan tĆ©to zemÄ s prosbou o pomoc. StejnÄ jako Vy vÄÅĆm v prĆ”vnĆ stĆ”t, demokracii, respekt jeden k druhĆ©mu a v to, že každý nejlĆ©pe rozhoduje o svĆ©m tÄle a životÄ sĆ”m.
Dostala se ke mÄ informace, že pÅĆÅ”tĆ týden probÄhne hlasovĆ”nĆ ohlednÄ zĆ”kona upravujĆcĆho prĆ”va trans osob. JednĆ” se o zĆ”kon, který by silnĆ© negativnÄ ovlivnil jak mÄ osobnÄ, tak osoby mnÄ blĆzkĆ© a jĆ” tak musĆm reagovat.
Trans lidĆ© nejsou vaÅ”i nepÅĆ”telĆ©. O naprostĆ© vÄtÅ”inÄ z nĆ”s ani nevĆte, Äemuž tak bylo od nepamÄti. O vÄtÅ”inÄ transgender osob se dokonce nepsalo negativnÄ v tisku, naopak, Å”lo o zĆ”zrak vÄdy, jak pomoci lidem, kteÅĆ trpĆ - což je informace, kterĆ” bohužel nenĆ tak Äasto znĆ”mĆ”, pÅevÔžnÄ proto, že sexuologickĆ© studie o LGBT osobĆ”ch a pozitivnĆ transgender lĆ©ÄbÄ byly prvnĆmi spisy a výzkumy spĆ”lenýni nacisty ve 30.letech minulĆ©ho stoletĆ.
Trans lidĆ© nejsou Ćŗchyly ani vyvrhely. ChodĆme zde do prĆ”ce, do Å”koly, platĆme danÄ, sociĆ”lnĆ i zdravotnĆ pojiÅ”tÄnĆ, mĆ”me rodiny, pÅĆ”tele, konĆÄky.
Neidentifikujeme se jako letadlo, nechceme zruÅ”it slova mĆ”ma a tĆ”ta, nechceme dÄlat operace malým dÄtem, nezabĆjĆme lidi, ani nejsme pedofilovĆ© Äi nĆ”silnĆci. Neexistuje nÄco takovĆ©ho, jako "trans agenda" nebo "LGBT lobby", kterĆ© se nÄkteÅĆ tak Äasto snažà namĆtnout. Toto vÅ”e jsou pomluvy a snaha zdiskreditovat malĆ© procento lidĆ, kteÅĆ si opravdu jen hledĆ svĆ©ho - a to s pomocĆ dĆ©monizujĆcĆ rĆ©toriky ne nepodobnĆ© nacistickĆ© propagandÄ proti židÅÆm a dalÅ”Ćm minoritĆ”m. SamozÅejmÄ, v každĆ© skupinÄ lidĆ se najde nÄkdo negativnĆ, ale to se dĆ” ÅĆct o jakĆ©koli skupinÄ lidĆ, a navĆc jsme snad již dĆ”vno za myÅ”lenkou kolektivnĆho trestu.
Ja osobnÄ jsem trans, je mi XX a žiji velice spokojenÄ a spoÅĆ”danÄ v "novĆ© roli" již Xtým rokem. Proces tranzice je již teÄ složitý a nejde o nahodilý proces - dlouho o vÅ”em pÅemýŔlĆte, potĆ© dochĆ”zĆte na terapie, k doktorovi, na vyÅ”etÅenĆ, kde se vĆ”s milionkrĆ”t ptajĆ, jestli jste si jistĆ. Ani jedinkrĆ”t mÄ nenapadlo nÄÄeho litovat a to jedinĆ©, co je tÄžkĆ© na tom být trans je nenĆ”vist ze strany nÄkterých lidĆ - což je takĆ© naprosto primĆ”rnĆ dÅÆvod, proÄ nÄkdo tÅeba svou cestu vzdĆ”.
ObĆ”vĆ”m se o budoucnost sebe i svĆ©ho okolĆ. ObĆ”vĆ”m se, že tento zĆ”kon, který naÅizuje i tÅeba to, jestli mohu chodit na veÅejnou toaletu, Äi jestli mohu mĆt dÄti (fakt, který je v zemi s obrovským problĆ©mem nedostateÄnĆ© natality naprosto nesmyslný) zniÄà život mÅÆj, i jiných lidĆ. Adice roÄnĆ povinnĆ© "terapie" snažĆcĆ se pÅesvÄdÄit trans ÄlovÄka o tom, že nenĆ trans, je jen konverznĆ terapiĆ, dĆ”vno odsouzenou jako OSN tak EU (navĆc, snaha o to vĆ”s pÅesvÄdÄit, že se mýlĆte, dÄlĆ” vÄtÅ”inou celý život vaÅ”e okolĆ).
Nechci odsud emigrovat a bojĆm se toho, že tento zĆ”kon dĆ” jen vÄtŔà sĆlu nĆ”silnĆkÅÆm, kteÅĆ nĆ”s již teÄ chtÄjĆ vidÄt exterminovanĆ©.
ProsĆm tĆmto nalĆ©havÄ o VaŔà pomoc, aÄkoli můžeme mĆt tÅeba jinĆ© pohledy na svÄt a na politiku - lidĆ© si ale musĆ pomĆ”hat navzĆ”jem.
DÄkuji VĆ”m.
S Ćŗctou,
XYZ

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Maryland will become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail stores, after passing Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Jesus fucking christ that this exists in the first place
I WAS FUCKING WONDERING WHAT THOSE DIGITAL PRICE TAGS WERE ABOUT SUDDENLY i had hoped they were so the workers didn't have to finagle those little papers into the slider part anymore š
Hi, yes, that is the OFFICIAL excuse made to me by the guy replacing the paper tags with digital ones at my local Walmart, but the end goal is to remove the numbers off the shelf entirely, replacing them with QR codes that you have to scan with the appā¦. Which requires your login informationā¦.. and also stores your card information so even if you didnāt use your Walmart account at the physical checkout, if you used a card they recognize, they assign that purchase to your Walmart account purchase history.
I explained very clearly to the manager my issue with the meat section not having the price tags listed, and they claimed it was only going to be for the meat, since meat is by weight, and the price of each item is printed on the packs of each item.
Sure. Thatās how they get their foot in the door. Fast forward not even two weeks, and here we are:
Bar codes. No prices, no item descriptions. No price stickers on the individual items. Heck, not even the name of the item that is SUPPOSED to be there.
No. The only way to see the price is to scan it on your phone app, which is also recording what you looked at recently, as a way of gauging what you might be looking for in the future.
So hereās what weāre gonna do gang:
Every time you go into a store that has implemented these price-less tags:
Take 1-3 items up to the cash register. Ask the cashier for the price, or hit the price check item on the self checkout, which will likely call over the attendant.
Express that you didnāt actually want it, you just couldnāt see on the shelf how much it was.
POLITELY, AND WITH A THANK YOU FOR THE PRICE CONFIRMATION, Give the items to the cashier or attendant to put back.
When they inevitably try to push the app, politely decline. If pressed for why not, say you donāt want to have to carry your phone in-hand the whole time you are shopping in order to see how much things cost. (Not having cell service or data to use the app is NOT a valid excuse, as stores already often have complimentary WiFi AND more stores will provide WiFi rather than give up on this push for surveillance pricing)
If itās a shelf-stable item, the cashier will have to set it aside, taking up room in their limited operating space, and eventually pass it off to someone to put in a holding area to put back later. If itās a fridge/freezer item, it might have to get tossed due to food product sale regulations.
In either case, you are making it a pain in the ass for them to have these digital bar codes. Tie up the checkouts. Give the employees more busywork that the company has to pay them to do. Hurt their bottom line having to toss the pint of ice cream you carried around in your cart for 20 minutes before giving it back to the cashier.
Yes, call your reps. Yes, push for more legislation like this in more places. But also take an extra minute out of your shopping trip to MAKE IT HURT for companies to pull this shit.
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Still not what I want
What is it that you desire?
Not only was I the only one who ended up getting a ticket for my particular screening of the Backrooms... but also, besides the concessions staff, the entire theater was completely empty
I think I may have had the most appropriate viewing experience possible

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a convo in the replies of a post where one of them is hidden because i blocked them and the other one makes a comment that i cant possibly understand due to how out of context it is is funny to me every single time
That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. Iāll be reading a fic thatās like:
[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body
meanwhile Iām reading like: heās not lying on his pronis, heās lying on his s(u)pineā¦