Hermit Punk Corner

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

Luke’s face is what makes this.