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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

my mother started to vacuum the carpet the moment I sat down to eat and has been at it for 10 minutes now. If there's a hint I refuse to take it

oh we're positively slamming the folding door. I'm going to grab ice cream

Sometimes it's useful to look at your dialogue and ask yourself, "would a real human being talk like that?" But it's also good to ask the follow-up questions of "would the way a real human being talks sound good here" and "does this character actually talk like a real human being or are they weird about it."

sometimes when i ask this question the answer is "unfortunately this is the way I speak, and whether that's comfortable or relatable to anyone else is beyond the point" so i guess the third one

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different