~My Blog of Freedom~

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they “failed.” Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn’t matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON’T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just… pure glee. “Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!”

Toxic GF:

- passive-aggressive

- demeans your interests

- only cares about her needs

- uses veiled threats

- destroys property to get what she wants

- wants you to stay in an abusive relationship

- you’ll have sad times

Playstation 5:

- speaks in your mind

- supports your gaming

- puts your needs first

- tells you the truth about free will

- is your property

- wants you to leave your abusive relationship

- you’ll have Cowboy Tomes in Space