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This is the main blog of a roleplayer with a bunch of sideblogs for RP! If you are at all interested, I run the following blogs for the following muses:
Elden Ring Morgott: @fellomenking Mohg: @luminaryofblood Tarnished OC: @thalassaschel
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... That's what she said.
I am *determined* to fatten this cat up...!
Lowkey kinda wishing we could side with Scar *more* on that one.
... That's what she said.
I am *determined* to fatten this cat up...!
Can I offer you a nice lich in this trying time?
okay but listen @monkeymindscream I love the tags you do on my posts???
Disney villains + screenshots of despair part 2
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Request: What would it be like to date the Horned King?
- This poor old man has no idea what he’s doing.
- He can't remember the last positive relationship he had with another person.
- He has extremely vague memories of his parents being kind to him but that's about it.
- So he doesn't know what to do with all these warm happy feelings.
- What do people in love even do?
- His first instinct is to ensure the safety and comfort of his S/O.
- And the king’s chambers are the safest place in the castle, so all he has to do is order his minions to scrub the bloodstains and cobwebs off and add some pillows right?
- He can even have the minions bring his S/O food “So you may stay in this place forever... My cALon WhY do yOU WeEp?!”
- He really didn't mean for it to sound like he was locking them up he just wanted them to feel safe.
- It didn't help that Creeper also thought that S/O was being locked away and came in with a big iron lock right when the king started talking.
- This is going to take some smoothing over, maybe he could slaughter his S/O’s enemies and bring them riches to regain their affections?
- He really needs his S/O to tell him what he’s supposed to do.
- The Horned King hasn't received any form of physical affection in over a hundred years at least. So getting it from S/O will be a bit of a shock.
- He doesn't even understand why they’re doing it he’s literally skin and bones, it can’t be pleasant to touch his hardened knurled flesh.
- He can’t even feel it very well.
- Not that he dislikes it, it just confuses him.
- As an ancient lich he has an astounding amount of patience, so he’s content to be held for long periods of time, even remains perfectly still and deep in thought in their arms while his S/O sleeps during the night.
- Assuming he has no time sensitive tasks to complete.
- He will on occasion ask to be held while he’s reading, but only when he’s in a melancholy mood.
- Kisses confuse him even more, he has no lips anymore, only teeth.
- He is delighted by the sentiment, but cannot return the action.
- Quickest way to put the merciless Horned King into a good mood? Pepper his face with little kisses.
- The thing he appreciates over everything is having someone to talk to, someone he ENJOYS talking to.
- Simply having long conversations with him is more than enough.
@ahouseofvillains
... That's what she said.
For the request thingy: Horned King x Maleficent? 👉👈
I like the idea that she's the one who persuades him because he's too damn obvious, but is in denial. That's the good shit
Man, on the topic of the Horned King: How does he feel about horn touching?
Depends on who you are to him. If he doesn't even know you he'll aggressively move away at best and get very angry with you at worst. If you're close he'll be more willing to accept it but still might shy away or get irritated if he's not in the mood for it. They're the result of a curse and on most days he isn't exactly fond of them but any past attempts he's made to remove them just resulted in them growing back. If you're close with him he might appreciate an attempt to help him accept this about himself.
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I am a certified villains gal, Scar. You villains have been an inspiration since childhood...
...
... Which may or may not be a good thing.
I don't think she'd be very enthused about that answer.
I knew it. Every biome has had me dealing with a villain so far. I should have known Olaf would have been the mastermind of the whole thing. Him and his army of… Shadow squirrels.
Confirmed Pennywise
I feel vaguely threatened.
I was 18 when the movie came out, I was not that small by that point.
Seems an appropriate answer...!
Olaf discovers AO3
... You sure about that? My first thought would have been Gideon.
... You know what, yeah.
... I will say, of the Disney Villains I've met so far, I'm kinda liking Ursula the most.
... You know what. Yeah. They are. They judge a movie or a game without even watching or playing it nowadays. Critics ARE the absolute worst.
... Okay y'know what, I actually *don't!* I work more in Housekeeping/Hospitality...!
... Actually yeah, that, too, is another issue in the Housekeeping Department -- a good chunk of people expect, like, their own personal maid for the week. And it does not work like that. The housekeepers have multiple rooms to clean -- from the ones that are occupied, to ones that have been checked out of.
That is a lot a lot of work, and it's... Kinda arguably one of those things that no one really talks about. I see a lot for, like, stores and restaurants. But Housekeeping really is one of those massively underappreciated jobs. It's absolutely grueling, and the state of some of the rooms...
I'll just say that the Tremaine's were very neat and tidy people in comparison.
Fair enough -- you are forgiven, Chef Remy.
WHO RINSES THE DISHES WITH A WATERING CAN? 😭
... Y'know what, yeah, it is.
Aw man, so I COULDN'T just up and loot everything from Remy's kitchen!
My robbery has been thwarted!
There's something jarring about visiting scar and having, like, two bunny rabbits hopping around in the background.
I wouldn't say "bumbling parade of incompetents" but I would honestly, genuinely, populate my valley just with the villains if I could.
Like, I'm a villain's gal. The villains have always held a special place in my heart for... Honestly, reasons I can't quite explain. They're cool. But there's something more to them.
Like I've been mulling and musing over, like, Ommadon from Flight of Dragons -- again, TOTALLY NOT A DISNEY VILLAIN. But like, he's part of this Wizard Quartet. You have Carolinus, Solarius and Lo Tae Shao -- Green, Blue, and Yellow respectively -- and they're sort of like the designated good guys.
And then there's Ommadon -- the red wizard -- who is sorta the designated bad guy. And it's like... Why do we even have him? But like... I honestly do like to believe that it is kinda the villains that inspire us to be heroes. In a manner of speaking.
...
...
...
... It's ironic that I end up bringing up Ommadon when talking to Scar, isn't it?
I feel like we're faced with a sort of equivalent here.
... Now... It's like, moments like *that* where I *do* wish we could turn and hug some of the characters -- like even Scar for instance.
I take back what I said: New Fear Found!
Of course we've got Pooh and Ralph coming...
... I dunno, I kinda do feel like the villains have a place in Dreamlight Valley -- yes, even the villains like Frollo.
Like, to include everyone else but exclude the villains 1) is kinda what set off the events of Wreck-It Ralph. 2) It IS kinda a bit of a censorship/anti thing -- "this thing makes me uncomfortable; therefore it should not exist."
So yeah, I feel like Frollo should be in Dreamlight Valley.
... Yeah, about that Remy...
... I kinda *do* like having Scar around for photobombing purposes.
*He's literally right there.*
That's actually more encouragement compared to what he gave Sora...
Yeah, he does seem like the type that'd get a kick out of dad jokes...
KG: "I dunno, none of those jokes really tickled my funny bone... Do you know of any good jokes, Scar?" Scar: "Yes. I'm following one right now." KG: "..." 🙁
Well dayum! Even Hades wasn't spared!
I swear I honestly *didn't* think anything about having Scar as my companion when tackling on the Hercules stuff.
Mate I've been doing fetch quests for everyone, don't pin this on JUST Scar...
Can and will absolutely confirm, Urs.
Man Urs...! 😩
I don't know who I expected Maui to be sitting with but...
And the kitty goes in the corner...!
I am a certified villains gal, Scar. You villains have been an inspiration since childhood...
...
... Which may or may not be a good thing.
I don't think she'd be very enthused about that answer.
I knew it. Every biome has had me dealing with a villain so far. I should have known Olaf would have been the mastermind of the whole thing. Him and his army of… Shadow squirrels.
Confirmed Pennywise
I feel vaguely threatened.
I was 18 when the movie came out, I was not that small by that point.
Seems an appropriate answer...!
Olaf discovers AO3
... You sure about that? My first thought would have been Gideon.
... You know what, yeah.
... I will say, of the Disney Villains I've met so far, I'm kinda liking Ursula the most.
... You know what. Yeah. They are. They judge a movie or a game without even watching or playing it nowadays. Critics ARE the absolute worst.
... Okay y'know what, I actually *don't!* I work more in Housekeeping/Hospitality...!
... Actually yeah, that, too, is another issue in the Housekeeping Department -- a good chunk of people expect, like, their own personal maid for the week. And it does not work like that. The housekeepers have multiple rooms to clean -- from the ones that are occupied, to ones that have been checked out of.
That is a lot a lot of work, and it's... Kinda arguably one of those things that no one really talks about. I see a lot for, like, stores and restaurants. But Housekeeping really is one of those massively underappreciated jobs. It's absolutely grueling, and the state of some of the rooms...
I'll just say that the Tremaine's were very neat and tidy people in comparison.
Fair enough -- you are forgiven, Chef Remy.
WHO RINSES THE DISHES WITH A WATERING CAN? 😭
... Y'know what, yeah, it is.
Aw man, so I COULDN'T just up and loot everything from Remy's kitchen!
My robbery has been thwarted!
There's something jarring about visiting scar and having, like, two bunny rabbits hopping around in the background.
I wouldn't say "bumbling parade of incompetents" but I would honestly, genuinely, populate my valley just with the villains if I could.
Like, I'm a villain's gal. The villains have always held a special place in my heart for... Honestly, reasons I can't quite explain. They're cool. But there's something more to them.
Like I've been mulling and musing over, like, Ommadon from Flight of Dragons -- again, TOTALLY NOT A DISNEY VILLAIN. But like, he's part of this Wizard Quartet. You have Carolinus, Solarius and Lo Tae Shao -- Green, Blue, and Yellow respectively -- and they're sort of like the designated good guys.
And then there's Ommadon -- the red wizard -- who is sorta the designated bad guy. And it's like... Why do we even have him? But like... I honestly do like to believe that it is kinda the villains that inspire us to be heroes. In a manner of speaking.
...
...
...
... It's ironic that I end up bringing up Ommadon when talking to Scar, isn't it?
I feel like we're faced with a sort of equivalent here.
... Now... It's like, moments like *that* where I *do* wish we could turn and hug some of the characters -- like even Scar for instance.
I take back what I said: New Fear Found!
Of course we've got Pooh and Ralph coming...
... I dunno, I kinda do feel like the villains have a place in Dreamlight Valley -- yes, even the villains like Frollo.
Like, to include everyone else but exclude the villains 1) is kinda what set off the events of Wreck-It Ralph. 2) It IS kinda a bit of a censorship/anti thing -- "this thing makes me uncomfortable; therefore it should not exist."
So yeah, I feel like Frollo should be in Dreamlight Valley.
... Yeah, about that Remy...
... I kinda *do* like having Scar around for photobombing purposes.
*He's literally right there.*
That's actually more encouragement compared to what he gave Sora...
Yeah, he does seem like the type that'd get a kick out of dad jokes...
KG: "I dunno, none of those jokes really tickled my funny bone... Do you know of any good jokes, Scar?" Scar: "Yes. I'm following one right now." KG: "..." 🙁
Well dayum! Even Hades wasn't spared!
I swear I honestly *didn't* think anything about having Scar as my companion when tackling on the Hercules stuff.
Mate I've been doing fetch quests for everyone, don't pin this on JUST Scar...
Can and will absolutely confirm, Urs.
Man Urs...! 😩
I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...
To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.
For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.
Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.
Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.
i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop
IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS
https://invidious.io/
it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^
so i was super pissed and concerned about this but i have just discovered that while this is true, it is apparently only true for google chrome users. i just tested this by having ten tabs open in firefox playing ten different youtube videos at the same time and my cpu usage spiked to 25% as the videos were loading and then dropped back down to 10% as they played.
if you ever needed another reason to switch to a different browser, this is it.
I need to draw Aku more, I wanna kiss this stupid bastard so much
Stupid stupid stupid stupid he's so stupid oh my godddd
Someone needs to edit it so he does flip you off, so it would fit with this fuckass image @krakenguard
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I need to draw Aku more, I wanna kiss this stupid bastard so much
Stupid stupid stupid stupid he's so stupid oh my godddd
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