aspiring hermit writer

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

health isn't a virtue.

people still go around acting like they've done something good in order to be able bodied and healthy. that they worked for it, that it's due to their moral fibre or good upbringing or self control. they genuinely, on some level, believe that they are a good person solely based on the strength of their physical abilities. they will resist the fact that it is largely down to chance that they were able to maintain such health. whatever they think they've built from scratch, the building blocks were already handed to them. not because they're more worthy of it, just by luck. and they really think they're worth more based on that sheer luck. i've met disabled people worth a hundred of the healthiest ableds alive.

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese