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Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

why would having a gun affect naruto’s height

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

@serowotonin

today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling remembering something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is

I want the hot furry wolf bad boy to raw me

you stop that.

while you were exploring each other’s bodies I was exploring this desolate and fucked up space ship

👉👈 what if we... explored each others bodies in this desolate and fucked up space ship?

What if we explored each other’s desolate and fucked up bodies

is this that among us thing everyone keeps talking about

I’m gonna need sources on this