Euphoria had 3 things. Labrinth and his music which is gone, the aesthetic which was stolen and is also now gone, and Zendaya who wishes she was gone from this show. Now it’s just Sam Levinson and his fucking fetishes featuring MAGA Barbie. The Idol was a warning. Barbie leaving was a warning. Holy fuck is this bad

AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS SAYING THE N WORD NOW TO 😭

Um what in the Riverdale FUCK was that episode

can i come to your house and make you know some information

post malone... jelly roll... benny blanco... jack harlow... allegedly four different people in straight people world..

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

people commenting that this is written by AI have never seen a linkedin post before. they all sound like this. and this is someone I vaguely know, not a throwaway or satirical account, and not a story hallucinated by AI. this is a real actual thing someone posted to linkedin with their whole chest

dead wife flashback whenever a random nicki minaj lyric pops into my head