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my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either