not a mollusc

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time

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aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

if i saw this you have to see it too

this is magnificent

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

did you hear?? they FIRED the fox.

not from her job. in a KILN

oh my gods she's gorgeous

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.