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The setting of Paranatural is like if you had a group of people working on a jigsaw puzzle, but each person decided to palm a dozen important-looking pieces and hide them under their bed so they can work on "the real puzzle" in secret. None of the people can figure out why the puzzle is taking so long.
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"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought βthat canβt be hardβ#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#Iβm . Iβm horrified
It's a good shape!
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an ai datacenter would go crazy here
Life must be a rollercoaster for the D class. You live in a shitty prison cell for the remainder of your probably extremely short life. One day some security guards show up and take you to a big room where a scientist tells you to copy an image onto some paper. You do. The scientist shrugs and writes something down and you're taken back.
One day a scientist hands you a poptart and says "eat this". You say "is it full of some kind of fucked up interdimensional poison". The scientist says "eat it or that security guard will tase you and tie you down and make you eat it". You eat the poptart. It is not full of fucked up interdimensional poison, but it is kind of stale. You describe the taste to the scientist and he shrugs and writes something down and you go back to your shitty cell.
One day a security guard takes you to a big room and there's a flute sitting on a table. A scientist tells you "play Hot Cross Buns on that". You explain that you do not know how to play the flute. You are instructed to try. You play the flute and get immediately get dragged into some incomprehensible shadow dimension and torn to pieces for no reason that makes any sense to you. You are very lucky to have survived so long and died so quickly.
This guy will spend hours staring at his blank wall and wondering what the fuck was in that chamber and why they thought he might know.
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Experiment Log 426-1. Date: [censored] Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
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shout out to those guys who woke up one day and found out they were going to explore the potato dimension
Those weren't D class. That was a squad of fully trained and equipped mtf agents.who got sent to the potato dimension.
They did complain that they had to go instead of D class, though.
And got trauma about it!
Team leader's fault. They should've turned back the instant they got out of the warehouse and it was obvious that they were in a world that had been consumed by exponential potatoes. What did they think was going to happen.
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doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response
I regret to inform you all but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life
damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb
um my grandma left me this cigarette and said in her will to blow the smoke in everyones faces at a bus stop so lets try being a little less judgemental. jeeze.
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there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.
y'know come to not think of it,
