Dr. Memes

people in the fan animation youtube sphere do not know what an animatic is

When his finger comes back smellier

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elite mecha pilot from a gritty, fucked up Real Robot milieu goes up against nth-dimensional alien invaders and promptly gets their ass kicked until discovering quite by chance that shouting the names of your attacks actually makes them more effective against these things.

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

people need to stop forcing their headcanons on others and act like it’s canon that person got shot. it could’ve been anything that killed them and frankly it’s exclusionary to say that it had to be a gunshot.

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

just saw UNBEATABLE live for the first time the show was delayed by like 40 minutes cause the main vocalist was late and then when she finally got there the guy on keys had to restrain the drummer from killing her with his only arm for a minute until she calmed down then they start playing a song about how the singer can't hold down a job cause of her crippling ADHD while she effortlessly beats up hundreds of little white monsters with her mic stand and the twelve-year-old absolutely shredding on guitar helped out too and then the cops showed up and tried to arrest everyone so they started beating up the cops as well while everyone sang a song called YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH where they say yeah a whole bunch and after the cops all left or passed out they closed with a song about the singer's old situationship who used to spit on her so yeah overall they're my new favorite band