Dr. Memes

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

tweeting "just because you don't like jax as a character doesn't mean she was poorly written" setting my phone to vibrate and shoving it up my ass

Thought this was one of those artifacts they use to try and prove that aliens exist and built Machu Picchu but it's very clearly concrete and not sedementary stone.

Squinting grumpily at the latest "system-neutral fantasy sourcebook" trying to puzzle out which specific version of Dungeons & Dragons the author is picturing when they imagine a perfectly generic RPG.

Flip to the section on elves, maybe you can tell by how many well-intentioned reparative racial subcategories there are.

Sometimes in spite of the complete absence of explicit game mechanics you can 100% tell that the sourcebook in question is situated in a milieu in which "elf" is a character class.

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.