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hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.

The reason the sun burns vampires is that all the plants worship it.

That is the single most insane addition possible and I love it.

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

You read Homestuck at 8??

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes

WHAT

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

I say shitty not to demean the quality of my work but because it’s less an exercise in good game design and more an attempt to induce paranoid internal conflict that turns into murder (in game of course). It has like three mechanics and one of them actively encourages you to murder the other PCs

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

@setepenre-set

I love these types of posts cause I’m always like “WOW!!! THOSE SUM CRITTERS!!! :)” ya'know

This post has critters. That’s all.

OPEN YOUTUBE ANY DEVICE THEY HIT THE FUCKIN PHAN-AGON

funniest thing about seeing tumblr mentioned on other websites is the people who are utterly confident that tumblr is exactly as it was in 2012. like we're a bug trapped in amber.

saw someone on reddit mention you gotta be careful making fun of Taylor Swift on tumblr because the Swifties will get you. there are like 8 swifties on this site and they're playing dolls in their own corner.

"careful, an SJW will call you a shitlord for saying that 🤣🤣🤣" sir we use exploding car hammers these days. in fact the exploding car hammers are even a little dated.

"the fangirls are gonna hunt you down for insulting their fave" most of the fangirls are men now.

actually the real insult of it all is that true tumblr discourse does still exist and has evolved in so many organic and batshit ways. "i identify as an attack helicopter 🤣😂" you're embarrassing yourself. give us your hottest take using the terms TMA and TME or get the fuck out of here.

I don't go here at all but imagine millions of parasocial queer teenagers clocking your real life secret relationship for nearly 16 YEARS and not shutting tf up about it. Those two British guys are better than me I would've gotten violent

This is what waiting for mail used to be like

this is literally just because of my curse

kidz bop cask of amontillado

i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit