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is-this-fascism

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

is-this-fascism

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

#in middle school we were taught volume control via a song about an electrocuted squirrel #dead squirrel dead squirrel ON THE powerline #(dead squirrel dead squirrel oN THE POWerline)#how'd he get there? no one knows.#barbecued his little toes #[dead squirrel dead squirrel oN THE (yelled) POWERLINE]#the middle part is whispered

cassili

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comicgeekscomicgeek

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

loveridden1999

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

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south-africa-official

i never really got it when people made posts about light pollution and seeing all the stars for the first time and crying. i always assumed that everyone has gone on a road trip to a bortle 1.0 place and seen stars like that, and it's fantastic, but not like life changing. and then i went to europe last month and was in a mountaintop village of like 300 people and could see about 5 stars in the sky. like fewer than i can see from my home in a big metropolitan city.

my apologies to the non-africans, i did not realise how fucked your sky is

cazort

the thing that makes me mad about light pollution is that so much of it could be fixed by downward-facing light fixtures and doing that would also massively reduce energy usage bc all that light cast upward is wasted energy

thememedaddy

damazcuz

My problem is that I like to draw pictures

damazcuz

☝️☝️☝️ SEND HELP!!!!!

tgirl-tamag0tchi

Transfem peter parker

catraposting

This...?

(found it here, no idea who the artist is)

videolottery

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

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derinthescarletpescatarian

I love it when video essayists want to make a video about a conspiracy or something, and obviously the most engaging title is to ask the central question of the conspiracy, but they're clearly worried that people glancing at titles and not watching the videos will take the question title as support for the conspiracy and possibly introduce new people to it who will take it as fact (since a video essayist they trust told them), so they put the answer right there on the thumbnail like

goetic-justice

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

drchucktingle

we all know this classic way

segamascott

derinthescarletpescatarian

I have a question about ramen

derinthescarletpescatarian

What do you do with the broth once you've eaten all the noodles and toppings out of it. Do you drink it. Do you waste broth. Are you allowed to get out a spoon and eat it like soup or is that rude. There just seems to be so much liquid in there.

#depends on the flavor #chicken broth from the cheap packs I unfortunately throw away #that one makes me sick if I drink too much for some reason #the beef one too sometimes #but I'll drink other brands and flavors #like shin black bone broth #that shits fire #drink it straight out the cup/bowl #no spoon needed I got this

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