Absolute Unit

Today's suggestion is: Soup

I still have hot glue burns all over my mouth from trying to kiss my sock puppets (with tongue) while the glue was still wet. It's kind of like my own personal Joker Scars... guess this is my life now. The clown paint just never comes off. I feel more Bad Ass than ever before 😈

i heard that tomorrow they’re recreating 9/11 at wembley stadium

we can eat wednesday food today

she straight up creepin on my pasta

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the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

Can you guys lock the fuck in

so many people ive known have pushed themselves to burnout trying to deny their disabled reality, skipping accommodations, skipping rests etc. and the world convinces them that the solution to their burnout is to push even harder. it’s a huge tragedy. i know social pressures make it tough but i want more disabled people to make things easier for themselves where possible, to opt out of things that harm them when possible, to quit while they’re ahead. be that person today! protect yourself where you can! take micro breaks while doing your hobby. get that shower chair. sit to brush your teeth. lie down in the middle of the day, even if only for 5 mins. these things add up and it’s so worth it.

happy disability pride month! ACCOMMODATE YOURSELF TODAY!

10 minutes in and already 120 votes with 85% fucking the wife... we really are so very different... the implications are fascinating

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom