Bog Mummy Take The Wheel

when a man can't hold a conversation without making it sexual 🚩🚩🚩

Being an adult is mostly tidying and reading long strings of numbers over the phone.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

you... made accessibility gear for a cat. I LOVE this. 10/10. Improving the life of a family member via your skill!

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

kids these days are just too busy being gay to go on my perilous wizard quests

always on that damn phone instead of my perilous wizard quests