Bog Mummy Take The Wheel

Oh my fucking god.

JESUS CHRIST

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

was it all a dream..

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

the results are shocking

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine