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"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

i just really don’t think food should be this expensive

please stop dating men who joke about killing you like i feel like i shouldn’t have to say that

hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

Tuskin se on niin kamalaa, etteikö se korjaantuisi homoseksuaalisella yhdynnällä, kossupullolla, muumi-limulla, pitkällä itkulla ja 100 000 eurolla.

"pannaan asiat kuntoon"

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY