ea sports. it's in my ass

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

I'd be scared it Ted Cruz suddenly called me too

Ahahaha! Classic "Tumblr" post my friend! Only on this magnificent hellsite could a post such as yours arise! I dare say it gave me a chuckle or two. Tell me, dear compatriot, have you perhaps heard of P. Jack? I'm sure you'd quite enjoy it, you both post very similar! Goodness, while I still have you, I must say, #dave strider

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

@shit-kim-kitsuragi-would-say

Kim Kitsuragi would say this.

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

What if bike was short for bichael