dancing through the lightning strikes

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

sports suck so much because it's not up to you. you can't fix your team you can't make trades you can't sign people you can't make decisions late into games you can't take the players face in your hands and yell at them to wake up you just have to put your trust in a bunch of people who will never know how much pain they put you through

charles never failing to look miserable does entertain me. that one friend who's NEVER happy

went to torture city and they said george was a long term resident and beloved neighbour