love softly

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

im so happy for and proud of those two straight women who are best friends and got married to each other on tiktok bc they wanna spend their lives together and they figured out a way to have romantic relationships w men while doing that. i genuinely think straight women need to start doing this bc the isolation and loss of identity so many straight women go through when they get with a man is terrifying

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

ryan gosling they could never make me give a fuck about you.

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u